I’m having my own Oscars: 2016

Best Films

  1. Toni Erdmann (directed by Maren Ade)
  2. Cemetery of Splendour (directed by Apichatpong Weerasethakul)
  3. Certain Women (directed by Kelly Reichardt)
  4. Moonlight (directed by Barry Jenkins)
  5. Graduation (directed by Cristian Mungiu)
  6. Captain Fantastic (directed by Matt Ross)
  7. I, Daniel Blake (directed by Ken Loach)
  8. Paterson (directed by Jim Jarmusch)
  9. The Handmaiden (directed by Park Chan-wook)
  10. Our Little Sister (directed by Hirokazu Koreeda)
  11. Sweet Bean (directed by Naomi Kawase)
  12. I, Olga Hepnarova (directed by Tomáš Weinreb and Petr Kazda)
  13. Mina Walking (directed by Yosef Baraki)
  14. Aquarius (directed by Kleber Mendonça Filho)
  15. In the Shadow of Women (directed by Philippe Garrel)
  16. Mellow Mud (directed by Renārs Vimba)
  17. Chevalier (directed by Athina Rachel Tsangari)
  18. 24 Weeks (directed by Anne Zohra Berrached)
  19. Mountain (directed by  Yaelle Kayam)
  20. Family Film (directed by Olmo Omerzu)
  21. Home Care (directed by Slávek Horák)
  22. Our Everyday Life (directed by Ines Tanović)
  23. Death in Sarajevo (directed by Danis Tanović)
  24. Arrival (directed by Denis Villeneuve)
  25. Nightlife (directed by Damjan Kozole)

I am quite happy about the fact that films listed above come from no less than 16 different countries: United States (5), Czech Republic (3), Japan (2), Germany (2), , Bosnia and Herzegovina (2), Slovenia (1), Romania (1), France (1), United Kingdom (1), Greece (1), Latvia (1), Thailand (1), South Korea (1), Brazil (1), Afghanistan (1), Israel (1).

Best Woman-Directed Films

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  1. Toni Erdmann (directed by Maren Ade)
  2. Certain Women (directed by Kelly Reichardt)
  3. No Home Movie (directed by Chantal Akerman)
  4. Sweet Bean (directed by Naomi Kawase)
  5. 24 Weeks (directed by Anne Zohra Berached)
  6. Chevalier (directed by Athina Rachel Tsangari)
  7. Mountain (directed by Yaelle Kayam)
  8. Our Everyday Life (directed by Ines Tanović)
  9. Body (directed by Małgorzata Szumowska)
  10. Maggie’s Plan (directed by Rebecca Miller)
  11. Things to Come (Mia Hansen-Løve)
  12. A Good Wife (directed by Mirjana Karanović)
  13. The Fits (directed by Anna Rose Holmer)
  14. The Edge of Seventeen (directed by Kelly Fremon Craig)
  15. The Invitation (directed by Karyn Kusama)
  16. California (directed by Marina Person)
  17. The Love Witch (directed by Anna Biller)
  18. As I Open My Eyes (directed by Leyla Bouzid)
  19. American Honey (directed by Andrea Arnold)
  20. Into the Forest (directed by Patricia Rozema)

Most underrated films

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“I’m just a scared, ugly, useless person.”

“But maybe everyone’s a little bit ugly. Maybe we’re all just dying sacks of shit, and maybe all it’ll take is one person to just be okay with that, and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting, and everyone will feel a little bit less alone.” (Swiss Army Man)

  1. James White (directed by Josh Mond)
  2. Swiss Army Man (directed by Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert) – I get that this film might be a bit over the top and gross for some people, but in all its weirdness it is one of the sweetest, humane films about friendship, partnership and love. It’s about how hard it is for us to connect due to restrictiveness of numerous social norms that trap our true selves and make us ashamed of who we really are beneath the mask that we present to the outer world. It’s sweet and heartbreaking – with some truly laughing out loud moments. Not to mention terrific acting by Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe.
  3. 10 Cloverfield Lane (directed by Dan Trachtenberg)
  4. Green Room (directed by Jeremy Saulnier)
  5. Born to be Blue (directed by Robert Budreau) – one of the best but least talked about biopics of the past year. Also one of Ethan Hawke’s best performances to date.
  6. My Revolution (directed by Ramzi Ben Sliman)
  7. Morris in America (directed by Chad Hartigan)
  8. Ghostbusters (directed by Paul Feig) – this film just does not deserve the crap it got this past year. At all. Far from being perfect; but hey, so was the original.

Best Documentaries

  1. No Home Movie (directed by Chantal Akerman)
  2. Life on the Border (directed by the refugee children)
  3. 13th (directed by Ava DuVernay)
  4. Free to Run (directed by Pierre Morath)
  5. Houston, We Have a Problem! (directed by Žiga Virc)
  6. O.J.: Made in America (directed by Ezra Edelman)
  7. Fire at Sea (directed by Gianfranco Rosi)
  8. Weiner (directed by Josh Kriegman and Elyse Steinberg)
  9. The Witness (directed by James Solomon)
  10. Janis: Little Girl Blue (directed by Amy Berg)

Best animated films

  1. My Life as a Courgette (directed by Claude Barras)
  2. The Red Turtle (directed by Michael Dudok de Wit)
  3. April and the Extraordinary World (directed by Christian Desmares and Franck Ekinci)
  4. Long Way North (directed by Rémi Chayé)

Biggest disappointments

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  1. Everybody Wants Some!! (directed by Richard Linklater) – ode to masculinity, machoism and yes, even misogyny. I had high hopes for this one (I am a huge fan of Linklater after all) and while I get the time capsule concept of the movie, I cannot watch college guys bashing over girls for two straight hours.
  2. Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (directed by Tim Burton)
  3. Nina (directed by Cynthia Mort)
  4. By the Sea (directed by Angelina Jolie) – this film looks gorgeous, but it is oh so very boring. It definitely had potential, but Jolie’s writing skills are too poor to keep a viewer engaged for two whole hours.
  5. Suicide Squad (directed by David Ayer)

Worst films of the year

  1. Yoga Hosers (directed by Kevin Smith) – I was never really a fan of Smith, but some of his old films – especially Clerks and Chasing Amy – are actually not all that bad. This one, however, is horrendous. The worst film I saw this year.
  2. Sisters (directed by Jason Moore) – as much as I like Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, their comedic attempts don’t translate well to film. This film is awful and simply unwatchable.
  3. Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (directed by Jake Szymanski) – stupid impro jokes aside, this film tries so hard to come off as progressive… but it ends up being just another comedy that promotes hetero-normativity, monogamy and marriage as a solution to our every problem.
  4. Bad Moms (written and directed by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore) – because these two guys know so much about motherhood they decided to make a film about it. It’s like Mean Girls, but with grown women, you know? Because women sure can’t function any other way but by forming cliques and competing against each other.
  5. Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (directed by Nicholas Stoller) – the first part was stupid. So is the second one.
  6. Me Before You (directed by Thea Sharrock)

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